Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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