I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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