Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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