Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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