I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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