But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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