i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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