if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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