Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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