I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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