Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
