At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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