I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Fuck appropriateness.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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