Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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