As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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