So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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