Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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