U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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