she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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