Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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