Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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