You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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