There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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