It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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