yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You pole danced in your parka.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Randomize
