if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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