Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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