It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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