whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just wanna soil my oats bro
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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