her vagine was all disorganized.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I think I am morally bankrupt
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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