Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
