On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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