MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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