There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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