Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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