that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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