I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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