i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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