i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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