it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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