but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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