So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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