you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I have post one night stand depression
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