there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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