Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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