I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
