I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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