He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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