your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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