Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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