Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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