Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Your dad touched me again.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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