would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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