You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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