Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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