You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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